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haa-ppy beer-suu-daay heruvetica san!

happy bee-su-da mr. harhar!

happy birthday, may the god of beer urinate upon you with dark lager flavored urine.

also hail sumika, may she masturbate in valhalla

fappy birth-canal day! on this day you summed up the courage to leave the warmth of the birth canal.....

fap long and replicate my child

i c, dannny-dono hath been liveth...i salute thee

hmm i was told that it is not curable.......guess whose getting a new anus tomorrow?

... Nobu ....welcome back, i assume your trip to asgard went according to our plan.

actually i would...i would fuck the living day-light out of jeniffer anistone's corpse if i had the chance

Fappy fappy fappy birthday!!!

i know,i know ,i always give you a fully rape-able kamfag action figure,but this year i couldnt find one so heres a poem instead:

happy birthday to you

fappy birthday to you

years before on this day

your dad forgot condoms on a sunny day

your mom was ovulating

you were conceived on this day

fappy birthday to you nobu . . . . . . . . .

may you get a real vagina too

(disclaimer :the above poem is copyrighted to switch-sama inc.)

many years ago, 9 months before this date, your parents were too horny and had "unsafe sex"

desi, the anti-spoiler fascist , i hereby congratulate you on your birthday. may your bunker de-bunk spoilers , and may your hand fap till you get calluses on your meatstick.

happy birthday man

otanjoubi omedeto goziamasu!!!! wuuuulf-tan

fappy deathday wuulf-tan.... as a gift...heres an onnahole....and a dildo to go with it

hellonice looking ellsie

done i'll upload and givu MF link on thursday

thanks olaf iss passiba(i know russian but not polish sorry)