Operation Creeper: The Secret War on Finnish Imageboards

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At that time, the Five Eyes intelligence alliance, responsible for global mass surveillance, was in turmoil. The sequencing of Edward Snowden's clone by the NSA, which leads the coalition, had gone awry. Unlike typical failures where the clone becomes a drooling vegetable, this clone emerged as an exceptionally intelligent and morally superior savant. The clone was given the codename JOHN CREEPER by the agency.

Agent Creeper swiftly analyzed the vast trove of data accumulated by the Five Eyes coalition, amounting to septillions of bits, in just 24 hours. His findings were astonishing: nearly all the most significant internet users from an intelligence perspective were found on obscure Finnish image boards. The final line of his report, addressed to the US President, would change the course of the spy world forever: "We must cease all intelligence operations targeting Iran, North Korea, Russia, and China, and instead redirect our full efforts to monitoring Finnish non-mainstream imageboard users."

This marked the beginning of the largest intelligence operation in history. Originally focused on Anglo-Saxon countries, the site with the capybara logo was quickly rebranded into a Finnish alternative imageboard to lure in valuable targets. Agent Creeper was sent to Finland, where he assumed a local codename. Now, leading the operation from a secret base beneath Göran Stubb's garage, he is supported by the full power of the Western defense budget.