At that time, the Five Eyes intelligence alliance, responsible for global mass surveillance, was in turmoil. The sequencing of Edward Snowden's clone by the NSA, which leads the coalition, had gone awry. Unlike typical failures where the clone becomes a drooling vegetable, this clone emerged as an exceptionally intelligent and morally superior savant. The clone was given the codename JOHN CREEPER by the agency.
Agent Creeper swiftly analyzed the vast trove of data accumulated by the Five Eyes coalition, amounting to septillions of bits, in just 24 hours. His findings were astonishing: nea
