Sexy Iron Maidens

Hey, you! Yes, yes, you! Congrats on new assignment, commander of Imperial Chopper! Our ship is hella hot chick, and although she got owned recently… well… Anyway, she’ll easily shake off those scratches! You’d better look at her tasty shapes, isn’t she neat, hah?

You’re inquiring about the crew? Every single one here is a valiant hothead with impressive track record! All of them will face danger breasts on, and everyone is ready to comply with your commands.

Imperial Chopper isn’t famous for its food, or strict regulations, or… Hey, speak of the devil! First officer, care to explain your frivolous looks? Don’t even try to hide behind a wrench, you’ll still be punished and assigned to community work! Now go polish some barrels! Lieutenant, where are you heading with this huge missile? And why is it so… slick? Wait, is it a lubricant?!

Phew, whatever. Trust me, commander, sir, this place is reserved for best of the best!