switchy's weekly BLAST ....numero uno.

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as of late i have received numerous pms about the shit i do in my spare time.it is evident that a few members love to

see another one of my (in)famous threads.

 

so thy shall be humbled, my weekly thread, focusing on the shit ive watched, i will review everything from my non-existant

imaginary sex life to my insane choice of movies....it is all here....on review

 

(i actually was told to review my life recently by some guy on a gaming blog to which i contribute)

 

WEEK 1:

 

MOVIES

 

Anchorman 2 the legend continues 9/10

 

this movie is fuckin hilarious, imdb has given it a 6.9 but fuck them what do they know....

so basically ron has fucked up again and after humping a few dolphines he goes to CNN to get high...........

im not gonna spoil it for you so just go and watch it, i actually choked on my food while watching this and was coughing turkey up for a half hour.

the aspi guy has become funny this time and the ending scene has a dog speaking danish.they even make fun of that butthole who owns virgin airlines.....its glooooooooorious.

i would cut my balls off and not realize that my man-symbol is bleeding dry in my own hands

 

Robocop 2014 0/10

 

"i dont wanna see his face! his faggot face is annoying! why do they insist on showing his faggot face?"

 

are the words you'll be using upon watching this B rated movie.i believe that the director secretly made this movieso he could fap to robocop's face when he didnt have a giant dildo up his ass but a retarded midget stole it and released it into the outside world.the horror.

i should have dled gay tranny porn instead...less mortifying.

 

i was actually oblivious to the existence of this piece of shit till a scrawny butt-wipe brought it to my attention at my local gym emporium.

i was doing my ass stretch and he was curiously looking at it...upon my inquiry he said that he is a closet faggot and then recommended robocop.

i regret everything.

 

Arrow S1 1/10

 

recommended to me by a fellow member of our proud community.

i searched imdb and found out that the MC is a scrawny punk bitch who does lateral raises while lifting his pinky.

during episode 1 i was laughing my ass off, the mc is a bitch who uses some gay bow to(and i quote my best friend robbaz) to "pew" at his enemies.

he constantly tries to flare his lats to "appear" muscular which quoting my female roommate "could only seduce closet fags and frenchmen"

(yes there is a poor soul who lives in the same premises as me....and yes she is real)

 

anyway this guy keeps saying "nobody knows what happened to me on the island"

--ok ok i get it,you were mass raped by angry mexicans, then some walruses made you a new asshole and you now get hysteria when you see sweaty cocks...pffft ms.garrisson did that 8 years ago in south park.

 

the guy has a bitch GF who constantly tells him to get bent by a chimp in front of everyone, but our hero just stares silently,like the little piece of coward shit that he is.

 

episode 3 got really retarded, as in major autism+down syndrome +the guy in "cube"(another shitty movie, although cube 2 was good)

 

i stopped at 3.thats 17 GB im never getting back.

 

skyrim mod : weapons of the 3rd era ---- fucking lame 2/10

 

PORN: mia malkova in yoga pants ...nice ass , nice ass...7/10

 

The big bang theory s7 ep24 .... 4/10

 

dissapointing.this used to be my staple show till it jumped the shark at season 5.

i dont know why still watch it...i maybe hypnotised by its jew producer.

anyway it was boring but i do rem laughing a couple of times.oh well.

 

Game of thrones S4 ep 7 7/10

 

nothin really happened, if you didnt watch this one then you havent missed anythin just skip to ep 8.

btw the cunt on the powertrip fucked her captain, yes fucker, your waifu is a whore.

i know ser mormont wasnt the only one who fapped at night while saying "khalisi". oh yeah there is a very good twist at its end.

 

beyond bodybuilding by pavel (dick-nibbler) tsatsuline 5/10

 

we all love the guy who will write pages and pages of pure bullshit, but will actually sell it for 60 bucks.

although i hate the shit out of him , this book did increase my butt-wink(squat)and ass-fuck(deadlift) lifts so its ok i guess.

Edited May 25, 2014 by switch

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p.s by permission of his great holiness, switch-troll-sama III ....any other member who wants to post their own weekly round up can do it here.