Vulkandrache

You never know whats behind the next click.

It could be a multi-battle sequence, it could be the end of the chapter.

 

Save before any battle.

Save after a battle.

Save before starting any event.

Save after any event.

Save before redoing your party setup.

Save before doing more than basic crafting.

 

One thing these games do right is that savings takes barely a second

with proper hotkeys and menu layout.

And with the same proper layout there is no reason to not use a new slot every time.

The only reason we got used to saving over old slots is the nonsense limit that

games hold onto as if paper was still expensive.

 

There is no reason to even have a limit on saveslots.

Its not 1985, we arent limited to 255 pacman levels.

 

Ive had multiple Eushully games in which the several hundred saveslots werent enough.

Is this whats meant when someone is taking the piss?

I didnt even know this still had someone working on a translation.

I wasnt exactly expecting much from this and i still didnt finish it.

This has got to be one of the worst VNs ive ever read.

The "story" is a nonexistent excuse for some rape scenes.

The dialogue is stiff.

And the scenes have so much wrong with them.

Penises disappear at impossible angles, the jiggle physics look dreadful,

the background moans can thankfully be turned of, the squelching sounds

really add flair to the bad ambience.

Ontop of that most of the scenes feel like lazy copies of each other.

After the first i was skipping forward for several minutes hoping for anything interesting to happen.

It doenst.

Can someone explain to me what kind of BS this is supposed to be?

The game opens into an "options menu" that was outdated 20 years ago

before launching. You then get some MsDos interface into an unskipable cutscene.

The game doenst even have the decency of being killable with altf4, you have to use task manager.

 

Was this made as a VN joke?

Ive read for a bit over an hour now until the scene right after getting the spices for Yuzu.

So far this looks like its going to be incredibly stupid in a good way.

How the heck are there still VNs being released without a textspeed option?

I thought we got past that decades ago.

I did not expect a game that came out that recently to have such a bad UI.

And the combat is slow, clunky and overloaded with animations you have to wait on.

Im trying to remember what VB is but i cant come up with anything.

 

But this seems to be a nice longish Hentai RPG similar to Eushully's games.

Thats gonna be nice for the winter.

Gears of Dragoon ive known about for a while but suddenly what looks to be the second game

gets translated first.

Im confused.

I should not and i probably won't but can someone compare this to

Sakura no Mori for me?

Nukige, no scenes.

What the fuck?

I managed to get 10 minutes into the story before i had to take a break.

This is so completely dumb in all the right ways.

If this is half a funny as Sankaku Ren'ai its worth playing.

I cant help but feel the value proposition of these games is way of.

10+ bucks for several of them individualy when i can download games of similar or better quality

for a fraction of that from Itch is weird.

Is this game better than the hundreds of games with the exact same premise

or why would itspecificaly be worth watching?

How is this one so far compared to Ridle Joker?

What exactly makes this game worth waiting for?

The description makes it sound like the story is going to be an absolute clusterfuck

in which ill have no idea wtf is going on.

It does not inspire any desire to play this one.

If there is sex (and i assume there is) its not before the first boss.

So far this is pretty good action combat.

The jump wasnt useful yet and the counter is weird. The normal enemies

do not attack often enough to use it and the first boss is not really set up to stay close for too long.

What i would complain about are the invisible invisible walls in the boss fight and

the hitbox of his charge attack.

I would also like some sort of feedback if i get hit. You just lose hp, thats it. No sound or anything.

Is also weird how the game uses sort of 2.5D but the attack that knock enemies in the air seem to knock the weirdly "north"

while your downward flamesword attack does not move you closer to the floor.

This means you cant really follow up on airborne attacks.

It also leads to a weird behavior: The homing stalagmite attack from the boss is almost impossible to dodge

if you run north but trivial in the other 3 directions.

I dont deal well with overly dramatic stories.

The only 3 "non-fluff" VNs ive read were the original Bible black (pretty good),

Saya no Uta (extremely boring, had it been longer i wouldnt have finished)

and Sakura no Mori Dreamers (did not finish; quit ~2/3 trough; not because of the gore).

 

Which of these 3 would you say comes closest?

I did not read the spoiler.

 

I did not think id ever see this but have here a VN without textspeed options.

The combination of description and tags sound slike this could be a decent mix of comedy and serious story.

Anyone played this already?

Btw why does this game have 7k views compared to the few 100 most other games get?

I assume this not an official Atelier series game?