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Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber: Remastered: Deluxe Edition


Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber is known as the worst eroge ever made. Famously, it recieved a perfect -50 score on SomethingAwful back in the day. And so, years later, we've come to say... you're right. It's terrible. It's so incredibly bad it's hard to believe it ended up translated. And we're bringing that experience to you, with high-definition crystal clear graphics optimized for your 1440p 360Hz gaming setup. You're welcome.

 

Play as five women on five different routes, all joined by one common factor; they got potty problems.

  • Ikumi just can't stop peeing when she gets nervous.
  • Julyne is a klutzy nurse working in a urology clinic.
  • Reika's a model who just can't seem to shit.
  • Setsuko is still figuring out how tampons work. She's not as young as that makes her sound, just an extraordinarily late bloomer.
  • "Shoko has too much time and a love of vegetables" is what we wrote about her the first time around.

 

Fully Voiced! HD Graphics! Compatability with modern systems! A total lack of anything that could be mistaken for quality!



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Is this whats meant when someone is taking the piss?



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