switch

actually i would...i would fuck the living day-light out of jeniffer anistone's corpse if i had the chance

happy bee-su-da mr. harhar!

done i'll upload and givu MF link on thursday

fappy birth-canal day! on this day you summed up the courage to leave the warmth of the birth canal.....

fap long and replicate my child

happy birthday, may the god of beer urinate upon you with dark lager flavored urine.

also hail sumika, may she masturbate in valhalla

many years ago, 9 months before this date, your parents were too horny and had "unsafe sex"

desi, the anti-spoiler fascist , i hereby congratulate you on your birthday. may your bunker de-bunk spoilers , and may your hand fap till you get calluses on your meatstick.

happy birthday man

haa-ppy beer-suu-daay heruvetica san!

thanks olaf iss passiba(i know russian but not polish sorry)

hellonice looking ellsie

otanjoubi omedeto goziamasu!!!! wuuuulf-tan

fappy deathday wuulf-tan.... as a gift...heres an onnahole....and a dildo to go with it

... Nobu ....welcome back, i assume your trip to asgard went according to our plan.

hmm i was told that it is not curable.......guess whose getting a new anus tomorrow?

Fappy fappy fappy birthday!!!

i know,i know ,i always give you a fully rape-able kamfag action figure,but this year i couldnt find one so heres a poem instead:

happy birthday to you

fappy birthday to you

years before on this day

your dad forgot condoms on a sunny day

your mom was ovulating

you were conceived on this day

fappy birthday to you nobu . . . . . . . . .

may you get a real vagina too

(disclaimer :the above poem is copyrighted to switch-sama inc.)

i c, dannny-dono hath been liveth...i salute thee