Ecchi 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I'm the only one who prefers mermaids so far? YES. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Where are u gonna stick ur dingdong? One does not simply accept blowjobs as a replacement for sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ecchi 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 We'd work something out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OneManArmy 82 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 We'd work something out! It's all about the spirit, isn't it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 No asking the mermaid to cut a few holes open isn't the solution Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ecchi 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 (edited) No asking the mermaid to cut a few holes open isn't the solution No worries, I'd try to make do with boob/mouth/tail-jobs. Edited April 25, 2012 by Ecchi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Mermaid tailjob? sounds interesting...but @ the same time...scary unless u have a gorilla size mhmm, the tail would crush it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neptune 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Elf or demon/devil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ecchi 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Mermaids come in all sizes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 (edited) Oh hell no tell me u don't want a miniature mermaid U no why elves have long lives? So when u get old, ur still fking fresh meat, and when u die+reborn, u can IMMEDIANTLY start fking her as a baby Edited April 25, 2012 by Nobu Quote Link to post Share on other sites
warrof 11 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Where are u gonna stick ur dingdong? One does not simply accept blowjobs as a replacement for sex Jeez guys, in almost every mermaid legend i've heard, THEY CAN TURN THEIR TAILS INTO LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! therefore, they have a vagina. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Yes but according to those legends, she needs to be splashed with water constantly and no sperm doesn't count Quote Link to post Share on other sites
warrof 11 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Not in the stories I remember, and no i'm not talking about "The Little Mermaid." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Little mermaid ftw. Why have a mermaid that turns into a human for sex then it'll just be a human (cause we all know what this poll is really asking:who would u rather lay with) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OneManArmy 82 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Little mermaid ftw. Why have a mermaid that turns into a human for sex then it'll just be a human (cause we all know what this poll is really asking:who would u rather lay with) Well it's ecchi's problem anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haika 12 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I always tend to think of the movie SPLASH when I think of mermaid lore in a reasonable way. Human when dry, fish when wet. Bit aloof from normal humans, able to allow humans to breathe underwater etc etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superBlast 10 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Well for me, I don't particularly care. Just depends on the individual person. Though I tend to be a good person (as much as that contradicts myself as I am on here in probaby... most cases lol). So I vote for angels. My list of pros and cons: Elves- Pros: Generally wiser, faster, and more athletic then humans. And they tend to have magic as well and live a long time (that's more of a good thing then a bad thing for me). Cons: Be way worse when you somehow piss them off because of said magic, more athletic, and faster then humans. And also in lot of elf stuff (or things that live a long time) they tend to do things at a slower pace then humans and would probably alot more stubborn too or we would tend to get impatient with them. Cat Person- Pros: Would be pretty loving and would defiantly wanna cuddle alot. Cons: They would sleep alot so you would have less time to spend on them. They have claws. Unless you like pain then would use them to hurt you when you make 'em mad and I get the feeling they would unconsciously take them out during sex. Also if they are more cat then person, they also have heat cycles. As such, they'll only fuck at certain times of the year and any other time, your shit outta luck. Angels: Pros: Very powerful and would always do what they think is right. I can only see having a good old fashioned relationship with them (like, no ecchi stuff until you're at least engaged. I wouldn't really mind that personally.) Cons: Once again they will always do what they think is right, which would be a major pain in the ass for anyone not an angel. Angels not only tend to be the embodiment of good, but also the embodiment of order. And I would defiantly see many angels taking order to the extreme. Which would be bad for everyone here since anything 18+ is a goner. And of course, angels would be the second worse thing you'd wanna piss off. Demons/devils: Pros: Also very powerful. You could do the abolsute worst things and they'd never even care, or maybe even be more attracted to you. Wouldn't be afraid to do the most.... kinky things out there and would probably only care about having a great time all the time. Cons: In mild cases, they'd be lazy, only wanna party, and have a good time. Forcing you to do cleaning, cooking, and working to you since you'll be the only one that even has a small chance of doing it. And of course they wouldn't have any problems cheating on you either. In more... extreme cases, they're evil. They'll kill, destroy, or whatever just for kicks, and if you bore them, they'll make you fun, one way or the other. And of course, pissing them off is a big no (and generally I'm talking about girls in terms of making these non-humans angry since I'm a guy. But for devils/demons the male versions would be just as bad of the female versions). They are the worst thing you'd wanna piss off. In the lucky cases, you'll just barely survive their wrath. In worst cases, they'll torture you to death. And if your a masochist, they'll find some sort of torture that even you won't enjoy. Mermaids- Pros: .....I never heard of an ugly mermaid.... Cons: Everything that has been mentioned before (yes I'm too lazy to write all that) and they would probably eat mainly seafood. I don't eat seafood. Not a big fan of it. Also the tail would feel like a fish and.... I don't like touching them either for some reason. I know I mentioned pissing them all off alot. Well a.... saying? quote? whatever.... that I always remember about girls: "Nothing is worse then a woman's scorn." (or something like that) Idk from experience... but I'm pretty sure that saying has some standing to it lol. Edited April 26, 2012 by superBlast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kamidori 10 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 so , it's about ding dongs in the end huh.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maths debater 10 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 so , it's about ding dongs in the end huh.... Well of course, i mean this is erogegames. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
warrof 11 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 yay 13 votes for angels 12 votes spread among everything else Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shihmeng91 10 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Mermaids- Pros: .....I never heard of an ugly mermaid.... Cons: Everything that has been mentioned before (yes I'm too lazy to write all that) and they would probably eat mainly seafood. I don't eat seafood. Not a big fan of it. Also the tail would feel like a fish and.... I don't like touching them either for some reason. http://images.wikia.com/onepiece/images/d/db/Kokoro_mermaid.jpg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Devils are for S&M play, well said, but what if there's a M angel!!!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Exsilon 15 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Neko-mimi!! Because I want to hear Nyu~ at the end of most of her speech and she would be the most normal partner for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OneManArmy 82 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Devils are for S&M play, well said, but what if there's a M angel!!!? She would be obviously just a devil camouflaged as an angel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigdaddygoblin 10 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Hmm, I was surprised angel would be the top. I love them all actually, I wouldn't care which, but I can imagine myself with any of them. But angel it is for me. >. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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