shihmeng91

no idea bro, for me is a joke some good and bad and some i hate it. dont take it too seriously.

Saya no Uta - 99% ?? i though it been fully translated already ?(since i played)

the links dead !

Triplets A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 16 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO PEE AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO SHIT AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the

Not Sweet In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young blonde raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?" "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books without a word

@.@ a warm Christmas ?

House Maid A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!" Ugly People A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They'

In or Out? Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father s

This is my current wallpaper XD, it take me so long just to take one nice screen short ... http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/shihmeng1991/TESV2012-05-2820-20-37-29.jpg

shihmeng91, wife & grandmother do breakdance. (let's just end this shit XD )

shihmeng91 wife sorrow for days

shihmeng91 wake up from dream... (>.

shihmeng91 in front heaven gate