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  1. no idea bro, for me is a joke some good and bad and some i hate it. dont take it too seriously.
  2. Saya no Uta - 99% ?? i though it been fully translated already ?(since i played)
  3. Triplets A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 16 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO PEE AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO SHIT AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the
  4. Not Sweet In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young blonde raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?" "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books without a word
  5. House Maid A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!" Ugly People A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They'
  6. In or Out? Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father s
  7. This is my current wallpaper XD, it take me so long just to take one nice screen short ... http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/shihmeng1991/TESV2012-05-2820-20-37-29.jpg
  8. shihmeng91, wife & grandmother do breakdance. (let's just end this shit XD )
  9. shihmeng91 wife sorrow for days
  10. shihmeng91 wake up from dream... (>.
  11. shihmeng91 in front heaven gate
  12. Muki think shihmeng91 very yummy
  13. Well i like minecraft alot, i would i like to your serve if can, but i not sure my internet speed can support - - ! (screw it)
  14. so I eat Hatsune Miku...
  15. Well, guess you are right ~ i do know there are others as well, ok i will list it in the poll later. Sorry.
  16. For me i only play though a few final fantasy series, and it is quite disappointing 2 out 3. The only series that make me CRY HARD is Final Fantasy X, Others well ~ the story such no good enough, so as the gameplay. http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/ps3_ff10_01.jpg Upload a pic of the series you choose, if you want.
  17. Well, I choose robot because they like litter children ^.^, whereby require you to teach and explain. Taking chobits is a good example ^.^
  18. The new poll for "Who will be your partner?", started in new thread. https://erogegames.com/social/general-discussions-debates/583-who-will-your-life-time-partner/
  19. ONCE AGAIN, If you are bless, and manage to find a girl/boy friend what "RACE" do you wish he/her to be . . . . This time i make sure include human race as well , since some people want to vote for human. Also there will be a NEW BLOODY race been introduce... *Please understand the following races been include in this poll, all contain both sex(male & female) *I understand some of you want alien as well, but there are no define how they should look like in the first place...because they might look like human, demon, elf, cat, robot .... *Anyway, this forum only allow 10 poll,
  20. totally understand your feeling...but i also happy for them to know when to stop, even thought might not good enough for most of the reader.
  21. I love to put that in as well, but there are only one sex XD ~ ( must be a race open for Male and female to choose)
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