switch 13 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) A man with nothing to lose... a man looking for a girl....walks the path of a wanted man he delves into shadows,climbs walls,buildings,uses many gadgets to stay unseen, and when he is in trouble,he uses the environment against his enemies...the man is.....sam fish...---------ok ok ok ..wait a minute, this is a hitman review...WTF switch?splinter hell? switch: my friend...in absolution 47 is dead, sam fisher went on to become a monk after the last game.... he has now come back from tibet with a bald head, trying to save his other daughter vici-chuwan..oh and he faps to images of naked Diana all the time..in other words SHITMAN : conviction hi guys, i received the new hitman game yesterday morning, through express air mail....(i spent more than 100 bux for just delivery...im living outside U.S) anyway after the expensive pocket rape by DHL, i was excited to play my beloved bald guy,running around poisoning ponies as you all know im a professional pirate, but I ALWAYS buy the original hitman games , bcuz me and my bro are major fans i have many figures,posters,goodies,and limited editions of hitman games at my parent's house,im a hitman fanatic so to say however the new hitman,was like fapping to "fail" tentacle rape...its got good graphics but its just "fail" (u kno tat feel,im sure) why is it a fail?well many reasons, when i finished the game on the most easy difficulty,i thought "what was that? splinter cell?" i then played the highest difficulty...still splinter cell, i checked the game box to see if the maker is lo interactive and NOT ubisoft... it wan lo interactive + gaynicks = interact with gay nikcs in easy difficulty you run around from A to B, then cutscene,then mission complete in the highest difficulty, you take cover for 6 hours waiting for the guard to go, you then move for 3mm before being exposed at this point you have 2 options : 1.restart from checkpoint (this means u gotta play for an eternity to get here again) 2.all guns blazing ( u r playing modern warfare , with a bald guy in 3rd person view) absolution has strayed from its path,it has lost the creativity factor of other hitmen, it is a shadow of its former fapworthiness in blood money u could kill ur target in at least 4 different ways, in absolution you go from one place to another,then ur target is killed in a cutscene....and its always the same cutscene ,whether u go ghost or rambo style there is no fucking difference the instinct system is crap...thats for a shooter not a stealth game, also i hate the fact that i dont get to put bombs in a cake to kill my target..i loved killing ba man on his wedding day....then fapping to his bride the fact that i have to take cover....and wait till christmas to reach a fucking door...just to see a naked diana in bath.. anyway i want ur thoughts and opinions on SHITMAN : absolution Edited November 26, 2012 by switch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Empulsive 10 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I love contract mode have not bothered with completing the main story line Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryu 15 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) Couldn't care less, I didn't paid a penny for it so I get what I get Still entertaining until I get my hands on Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch That said, never trust IGN, Metacritic, GameSpot and even Gameinformer for reviews, they all get paid to give away good reviews. http://politetimesplitter.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ignea.gif Edited November 26, 2012 by Ryu Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pramit 22 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M.R.x 10 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I didn't like it that much blood money and contracts were way better and i don't like what they did to agent 47 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asahii 10 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 It might be great stealth game but its no longer Hitman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gerard the Lone Wolf 10 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Blood Money is the best in the series. This is just thrash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
switch 13 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 i miss the days when i used to hide in a bush...the guy shows up in front of the grave...i shoot him...and he falls dead in the grave or killing a guy while delivering pizza....i miss those days...i miss the real splinter cell, the real gears of war and the real hitman let us mourn their loss.. btw EA games you suck bieber's pussy hairs...bcuz fuk u tats why ^bcuz one does not simply criticize games without insulting EA.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffy 29 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 i'm gonna by that game ------> Soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChexGuy 13 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 If you're mad about how this game has conformed to modern industry "standards" (and I use that word very lightly), entertain yourself by watching videogamedunkey's videos. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pramit 22 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 dunkey's video are the best. This thread is now about dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stàr 10 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I voted so-so if my brother was here he would of voted great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I love contract mode have not bothered with completing the main story line Same here, just enjoying killing the same fking chef over and over again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gerard the Lone Wolf 10 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 the same fking chef Is the chef a fat guy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobu 12 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 yes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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