Let's play the "first thought" game

[GenjiChan]

and fell down the bridge

[Danisco]

but he was found out by his...

[Ddreamer]

to fall into a poll full of traps

[Harkoz]

And die from dehydration

[Caelistas]

but he was saved because the brave homeless person peed in his face

[Danisco]

he was lucky that found a lottery ticket

[Ryu]

because of his incredible karma

[Danisco]

and he won a/an...

[Nobu]

a rainbow vibrator

[Caelistas]

which he put into his ass

[Nobu]

and realized he liked it

[Caelistas]

while getting his dick sucked by a cheap whore

[Ryu]

whom he picked up next to a dumpster

[Nobu]

whose name is Avenger, cosplaying

[Ryu]

to be the next miss universe

[Nobu]

cant stop laughing @ Avenger walking down the lane

[Caelistas]

and fell down on his face

[Ryu]

and broke several theeths

[Nobu]

Scratched his butt and walked back

[Avenger]

Ohhh that felt good.

[Caelistas]

But suddenly, he stepped into a portal......

[Nobu]

and fell into a pit of snakes

[Caelistas]

soon, all the snakes hissed and crawled away like the devil himself was chasing them. Little did he know that standing behind him was a pack of velociraptors!

[Nobu]

Scream!!!!!!!

[Danisco]

louder like a boss!