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What are you listening to right now?
Jaeger replied to Danisco's topic in General Discussions & Debates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDo1YN_q3c Best music ever, listen to the end... -
It seems that my country and Germany are the only ones that are left standing, I hope that this ends fast, people become CRAZY with football around here... (I still think Germany is going to win)
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What are you listening to right now?
Jaeger replied to Danisco's topic in General Discussions & Debates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4gABvUhhkg don't tell me that you didn't like it -
I'm not too interested in the world cup, but in my country they are like crazy. "How can you like the team of another country ?", that's the question that someone told me when I said that liked the team of Germany. Anyway, I think Germany has the most chances of winning
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World End Economica, that has caught my eyes... But I'm still waiting for Kichikou Rance.
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In the eighth day, Switch created those beings so that they would help the people fapping, don't you see? Some people didn't see the intentions of the great master, and they created things like economy and poverty. Only by fapping you will find true salvation. And no, this is obviously not a joke. All hail Switch-troll-sama III
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The Holy Book Of Fapping Chapter 1 "The Birth Of Eroges" In the beginning, when Switch created the heavens and the earth the earth was a formless wasteland, filled with lusty humans , while the mighty Switch swept over the waters. Then Switch said, "Let there be eroges," and there was eroges. Switch saw how good the eroges were. Switch then separated the eroges from the Visual Novels. Switch called the time of using eroges as "fap time," and when the darkness came, he called this time "more fap time" Thus evening came, and morning followed - the first day of fapping. Then Switch said, "Let there be a dome in the middle of the eroges, to separate the good eroges from the bad ones." And so it happened Switch made the dome, and it separated the good eroges above the dome from the bad ones below it. Switch called the dome "the internet" Evening came, and morning followed - the second day of fapping. Then Switch said, "Let the stuff under the sky be gathered into a single basin, so that we have more space to fap" And so it happened: Switch called the dry land "space for fapping" and the basin of stuff he called "space for more fapping" Switch saw how good it was. Then Switch said, "Let the earth bring forth vegetation: every kind of plant that wants to fuck and every kind of fruit tree on earth that wants to fap." And so it happened: The earth brought forth every kind of plant that wants to fuck and every kind of fruit tree that wants to fap. Switch saw how good it was. Evening came, and morning followed - the third fapping day. Then Switch said: "Let there be ligths in the dome of the sky, to separate perverts from "not perverts". Let them mark the time to fap, the days and the years, and serve as luminaries in the dome of the sky, to shed light and lust upon the earth." And so it happened: Switch made the two great lights, the greater one to govern the fap time, and the lesser one to govern the other fap time; and he made the stars. Switch set them in the dome of the sky, to shed lust upon the earth, to govern the fap time and the other fap time, and to separate the perverts from the "not perverts". Switch saw how good it was. Evening came, and morning followed - the fourth fapping day. Then Switch said, "Let the water teem with an abundance of living creatures, and on the earth let birds fap beneath the dome of the sky." And so it happened: Switch created the great sea monsters and all kinds of swimming creatures with which the water teems, and all kinds of winged birds, Switch blessed them saying them not to fap, only to fuck and multiply on the earth. Evening came, and morning followed - the fifth fapping day. Then Switch said, "Let the earth bring forth all kinds of living creatures: cattle, creeping things, and wild animals of all kinds." Switch made all kinds of wild animals, all kinds of cattle, and all kinds of creeping things of the earth. Switch saw how good it was that they fucked. Then Switch said: "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. Let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and the cattle, and over all the wild animals and all the creatures that crawl on the ground." Switch created man in his image; in the divine image he created him; male and female he created them. Switch blessed them, saying: "Be fertile and fap; fill the earth and subdue it. Have dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and all the living things that move on the earth." Switch also said: "See, I give you all these days for fapping, but only fap when the woman doesn't want to fuck; and to all the animals of the land, all the birds of the air, and all the living creatures that crawl on the ground, You can only fuck" And so it happened. Switch looked at everything he had made, and he found it very good. Evening came, and morning followed - the sixth fapping day. Thus the heavens and the earth and all their array were completed. Since on the seventh day Switch was finished with the work he had been doing, he fapped in all the seventh day from all the work he had undertaken. So Switch blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he fapped all the day. Such is the story of the heavens and the earth at their creation. At the time when the Switch-troll-sama III made the earth and the heavens. No offense to Christian but i needed to do this
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Finished watching Code Geass R2 (again) At the end I screamed "LELOUCH WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY..."
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What are you listening to right now?
Jaeger replied to Danisco's topic in General Discussions & Debates
And also their whole discography. Great songs -
Introductions:the introductions thread
Jaeger replied to switch's topic in General Discussions & Debates
Hello Virsia, thanks for the welcome, I hope that we can get along each other pd : I've been lurking here almost a year, I recently created an account. -
Introductions:the introductions thread
Jaeger replied to switch's topic in General Discussions & Debates
Well he is a non-stop killer and also a NINJA!, he is the Ninja of the stealth game "Mark of the Ninja" of Klei Entertainment -
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Ultimate☆Boob Wars!! ~Big Breasts vs Flat Chests~
Jaeger replied to Grandork's topic in Eroge General Talk
I finished all the game and I have to say that it's a very good nukige, with some things here and there, they eliminated the annoying battle system of the first game. The plot is... well it's a nukige so don't expect too much, although the CG are good. Also it has animated scenes, but I don't like them so I deactivate them, Oh and they added one of the best options ever: *Default Ejaculation Location (-Prompt) (-Always Inside) (-Always Outside) -
I'm trying to finish: Tsukihime , Sharin no Kuni and Which girl should I choose? (Hinata Bokko) and then I will start with Higurashi and Muv-Luv
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The pervert's complete guide to hentai
Jaeger replied to switch's topic in General Discussions & Debates
I wonder which is the standard size of a cock in Japan... -
Introductions:the introductions thread
Jaeger replied to switch's topic in General Discussions & Debates
Thanks for the warm welcome, I don't worry too much about my social life, I play too much videogames you know? well I think it's time to keep lurking in the forums. -
Introductions:the introductions thread
Jaeger replied to switch's topic in General Discussions & Debates
Hi, well i think is time to introduce myself, I'm a boy from Argentina, (Where everyone speaks spanish, so my english isn't very good) I have 14 (Almost 15) years and I´ve been reading eroges since my 12 years, I have an interest in programming and computers. I don't think there is something more to say about me. Oh also i like lolis......... and imoutous