Nobu

Fappy fappy fappy birthday!!!

i know,i know ,i always give you a fully rape-able kamfag action figure,but this year i couldnt find one so heres a poem instead:

happy birthday to you

fappy birthday to you

years before on this day

your dad forgot condoms on a sunny day

your mom was ovulating

you were conceived on this day

fappy birthday to you nobu . . . . . . . . .

may you get a real vagina too

(disclaimer :the above poem is copyrighted to switch-sama inc.)