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That would be pretty nice but I'd rather have a little sister with functioning male AND female genitalia. (Which never happens in reality )

The speed you learn the language is proportional to the amount of effort you put in and the amount of interest you hold. Learn the katakana/hiragana syllabaries as fast as you can. Go with a regimented program that has you learning a certain number of words per week, say 20-30(That's about 3-5 words a day, which seems reasonable.) Listen to the language as much as possible, in the form of anime, voiced eroge, etc. Start learning Kanji early. There are so many simple kanji you can learn, from the numbers 一　二　三　四　五　六　七　八　九　十, etc...to the symbols for 'day', 'year', 'month', 'tomorrow', and so forth. The best way to learn would be to just move to Japan and do immersion for a couple months, but if you're learning the way I described it should take a couple years. I don't think you can make it less than that without some hardcore several-hours-a-day shit. Immersion truly is wonderful...but I don't think it works for learning kanji. I hope my rambling is of some use to you. I'm not fluent in Japanese, but I've been learning it for a long time, and am a pretty decent speaker at this point.

Either will do. Both is even better. Better yet would be two twin futa imouto XD

Is the whole game pretty girls sitting on couches? If so I would not complain...

iqdb.org and tineye.com used to be the best image reverse-search engines, but then google started allowing reverse searches. Just go to https://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi and enter the image you want to find. Rarely you won't be able to find it, but usually you can. I was only interested in 11, so it's the only one I found out. (It's from 'Musuko no Tomodachi ni Okasarete'(Being raped by my son's friend))

Just did a vndb search for 'Currently waiting for my paycheck'. Nothing came up.

Like I said, she's already married(He's a pretty good guy and she's having her 2nd kid by him). I'm just looking for another girl who can measure up. (And you know I'll never give you up, let you down, or run around, hun)

Do you also deny the childhood friend then? I'm just curious. I've always been attracted to my sister, and I would easily consider having a relationship with her if she weren't already married. I've always wondered where that line comes from. For me, thinking that way about my sister started out as a guilty pleasure, but as I became super-comfortable with my sexuality and instincts, I just ceased caring about social taboos and I'm completely cool with it. It kinda sucks that I have such an awesome sister though, since I'm hard-pressed to meet a girl who can measure up in the personality department without being a total cow.

Vasectomy ftw?

I wish I had more luck in either ;_;

Next time just show your friend the vndb page. 'Oh look, no separate EX and Ecstasy versions? They must be the same thing.' Little Busters!

I could see this being the case since from what I've seen they take the original game, cut out all the crap, change around several key items while keeping the story self-consistent, and combine the best parts of every route while keeping the main heroine. This seems like it'd be hell to deal with if Key didn't manage the direction.

Gui Boratto - Take My Breath Away

As someone whose list of fetishes is always growing, I can definitely confirm this.

It could be that someone with no knowledge of Japanese used a machine translation on the whole thing, then went back and made most of it grammatically accurate. That would be a passable approach, although obviously an intimate knowledge of Japanese helps vastly to ensure you're getting the right idea across.

Sufjan Stevens - Greetings From Michigan: The Great Lake State http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfwjS_d_TK0

Where'd you get that definition from? Pettanko in japanese just means 'flat'. Lina inverse is definitely not pettanko.

I guess you could consider that praising you, since I'm saying your definition of waifu is closest to the original.

Based on the protag of Chaos;Head, I'd say your definition of Waifu is closest to the Japanese one(Hope you don't take that to mean I'm comparing you to him, I'm not).

Are those poses from the original games? If not whoever drew them is awesome.

I can't even remember what I voted for. If italics are to be believed, I voted for Teacher.

Wha....what exactly are you implying? o.O

Such a classic. Watch out, before you know it I'll be breaking out Daft Punk in this bitch. Radiohead - Kid A