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  1. killer has given away my troll, switch is............very upset why doesn't killer sama let me troll? switch needs his troll.......i do... *sob* *sob*
  2. sounds interesting...i'll let one of my "contacts" know she is interested in that type of shit, she is a hentai TL ...and a fujoshi...ill let you know:cool:
  3. look him up in the members list.............pm him OR go and post it here https://erogegames.com/website/community-collaborative/2292-games-missing-2/#post46895 put the dl links there
  4. well i think ill be adding stuff here and there.....
  5. i see .... i thought there is a ghost in our team .....
  6. ^ LMAO ok ill check my mail.... anyway who tled the character story???? today i went to tl it...and it was already done O_o
  7. *whistles * continues to proofread..... also needs a link to dl the game...torrents are slow
  8. i counted the lines i havent proof read...my bad also check drop box
  9. ^ wrong kozue is at 22 % atm.... just correcting
  10. looks like katawa shoujo is in for a win
  11. my recommendations: Working!! season 1 and 2 nichijou ao no exorcist berserk tora dora
  12. dude think about it!!! HENTAI ...VNs!!!! especially stuff like april witch or sexy demon transformation.....you can play those stuff with nerve gear... i would spend the rest of my life in that world...hohohohohohoho
  13. i must upload my E-book collection too... its around 380GB + 20GB..... my upload speed sucks though anyway if anyone wants a specific e-book,let me know
  14. hello radiant san.... please note that the VNs are chosen at random by my trustee calculator also i have played steins gate and i loved it....the ordering of the VNs is not on purpose..thank you
  15. hallo! i have cum...oh wait thats another forum....anyway this week we shall have a few VNs fight each other again i rely on you to decide who wins.... and yeah kamidori is back bcuz last week was a tie and etc etc... fellow fappers may now vote. ho ho ho >>>>(bcuz one does not simply make a switch thread without ho ho ho) winner is katawa shoujo
  16. hoshizora is d winner........it was a tie but i used a coin to decide the godly winner ho ho ho
  17. disclaimer : this is my objection to the modern moe industry...it's a rant (this article is the result of switchy dling a yuri hentai which turned out to be fail tentacle rape) hi everyone! welcome to switch-shop ... where i will unfold the shit and gold of otaku culture and the moe industry.... my assistants for this show are 1. 2 female voice actors,preferably with a nice body or two .. they are amateurs and will do anything to get in the voice-acting career ..i also f**k them on the side bcuz i'm the director 2. a producer,usually an established anime studio disguised as an independent company by a fake name.(its bcuz they don't have the balls to produce kiddy shows and hentai with the same name) the producer has one objective: ---- fukking and funding the voice actors.....mostly the former 3.a male voice actor (chosen at random..he was delivering my pizza and i thought he'll be a good VA... nobody cares about male VAs anyway...except for faggots like bieber) he voices the stud or demon, he also fuks the voice actors 4.myself as director,artist,editor and anyother role that's left ...including SFX (remember that thrust sound?its actually wet rubber... thunder is made by crushing soda cans or ice cubes...im a cheap bastard who doesnt use digital shit) ok now i will produce my hentai! ok as for story i will copy an old hentai...which itself had also copied an even older hentai btw.. the story is a guy who wants to take revenge by sex...then at the end he falls in love with the slut... typical hentai story..there is:1 stick weilder ,2--6 girls (voiced by 2 actors) and a few hobos or mob 22 mins in total, i edited the dialogues...hong kong style! ---while sipping my morning coffee. 2.the girls will be introduced in a very indirect way....by introducing themselves to the audience or by narration... very professional IMO..this will be the girls who will enjoy hotdogs later on in the show 3.i add 3 H-events..each event will start with blowjobs or clit-sucking,it shall end by the "big push",all of these events have lots of foreplay...but it will cut after 2-3 small thrusts,bcuz our female voice actors don't have the strength to moan more than 20 secs... cuz before they start recordin,the producer gives them a nice "maintenance".so they get tired. plz understand and compensate with stronger,faster right hand strokes also all the scenes will be cencored by a BIG circle.....the size of an average american woman don't worry though..you didn't lose your eyesight,its our "ethical" censorship that has blurred the whole freaking screen,we value "ethics and laws" in pornogrophy,AREN'T WE MORALISTIC!? i know we are,we deserve a medal from the vatican.our products are designed to be safe for minors,now now.. we don't want an 18 yr old kid to *gasp* discover a penis or vagina without parental supervision...iya! masaka! hanzai desu kara! 4.at the end of the hentai, credits will roll and d audience will get a summary of the hentai in screenshots..also you will get a preview of the next volume which has no fuking relevance to the upcoming episode..why? well because i want to make you buy my hentai.... i don't care that you buy it,hoping you will see bondage...but you get a pile of fail tentacle rape ..... or if it turns out to be homo-demons being fuked by a mushroom or an umbrella no no no i no see any creativity here....every god damn hentai is the same thing,just with different voice actors and characters... i will stick to CGs for my faps... look forward to my next article : how to make a school anime while fapping in the shower
  18. ^ i do aswell
  19. ^ i hath forbidden the use of troll techniques in this thread anyway let us observe the fappers who will vote for dustmania
  20. ^ clearly you underestimate my business partner, nobu-sama's troll capabilities are unheard of....i can say that they rival that of my own ho ho ho....
  21. ho ho ho hi dear fappers.... switchy here... i have made another poll for you guys.... vote... ok there was a tie...so i will use my highly sophisticated machinery to decide the winner...a 50 pence coin,, winner is ...hoshizora no memoria!!!!!! kamidori will be included in next week's poll
  22. ho ho ho nobu-sama how is your dungeon coming along? i hope that you can supply my shop with those "delicacies"again ho ho ho
  23. amen!!!! Amen to that bro!
  24. sasami san is ok ...but ..ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RIVAL NICHIJOU nothing beats nichijou IMO
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