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WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN....ho ho ho anyway im the superintendent troll around here....fully sanctioned by the admin ofc hope to see u on d shoutbox

i forgot to write that S&M is my guilty-fap ho ho ho... i just love bondage play and sadistic sex im a sadist ho ho ho

grim fandango... such a shame nobody played it at the time....i was d only one in my class (

^ bcuz dots are better than none

OOOHHH MY...ANOTHER FAP-WORTHY ANIME.... truly great!!! now we wait as we expect kami-niisama to make his appearance Exalted brother!! ftw...btw haqua sucks ...elcie FTW

^yup so true and yet so sad.....

i cant believe it...THIS SHIT IS GETTING A 3RD SEASON....but berserk has been abandoned...... along with so many other greats such as hajime no ippo.... i am dissapointed at the industry and fans ...poor tastes

^ i know his avatar is not asahina..... i was just thinking about her *gets a boner again*

^ asahina san......i get boners by just writing her name ....shit

^ get a VN loli overload

i miss the days when i used to hide in a bush...the guy shows up in front of the grave...i shoot him...and he falls dead in the grave or killing a guy while delivering pizza....i miss those days...i miss the real splinter cell, the real gears of war and the real hitman let us mourn their loss.. btw EA games you suck bieber's pussy hairs...bcuz fuk u tats why ^bcuz one does not simply criticize games without insulting EA....

A man with nothing to lose... a man looking for a girl....walks the path of a wanted man he delves into shadows,climbs walls,buildings,uses many gadgets to stay unseen, and when he is in trouble,he uses the environment against his enemies...the man is.....sam fish...---------ok ok ok ..wait a minute, this is a hitman review...WTF switch?splinter hell? switch: my friend...in absolution 47 is dead, sam fisher went on to become a monk after the last game.... he has now come back from tibet with a bald head, trying to save his other daughter vici-chuwan..oh and he faps to images of naked Diana all the time..in other words SHITMAN : conviction hi guys, i received the new hitman game yesterday morning, through express air mail....(i spent more than 100 bux for just delivery...im living outside U.S) anyway after the expensive pocket rape by DHL, i was excited to play my beloved bald guy,running around poisoning ponies as you all know im a professional pirate, but I ALWAYS buy the original hitman games , bcuz me and my bro are major fans i have many figures,posters,goodies,and limited editions of hitman games at my parent's house,im a hitman fanatic so to say however the new hitman,was like fapping to "fail" tentacle rape...its got good graphics but its just "fail" (u kno tat feel,im sure) why is it a fail?well many reasons, when i finished the game on the most easy difficulty,i thought "what was that? splinter cell?" i then played the highest difficulty...still splinter cell, i checked the game box to see if the maker is lo interactive and NOT ubisoft... it wan lo interactive + gaynicks = interact with gay nikcs in easy difficulty you run around from A to B, then cutscene,then mission complete in the highest difficulty, you take cover for 6 hours waiting for the guard to go, you then move for 3mm before being exposed at this point you have 2 options : 1.restart from checkpoint (this means u gotta play for an eternity to get here again) 2.all guns blazing ( u r playing modern warfare , with a bald guy in 3rd person view) absolution has strayed from its path,it has lost the creativity factor of other hitmen, it is a shadow of its former fapworthiness in blood money u could kill ur target in at least 4 different ways, in absolution you go from one place to another,then ur target is killed in a cutscene....and its always the same cutscene ,whether u go ghost or rambo style there is no fucking difference the instinct system is crap...thats for a shooter not a stealth game, also i hate the fact that i dont get to put bombs in a cake to kill my target..i loved killing ba man on his wedding day....then fapping to his bride the fact that i have to take cover....and wait till christmas to reach a fucking door...just to see a naked diana in bath.. anyway i want ur thoughts and opinions on SHITMAN : absolution

I Switch-sama will second that, a truly godly manga

^ 7/10 i feel like the avatar wants to rape me or something LMAO

^ same here.... (has no idea what he is agreeing with)

..... what d fuq r people discussing here?.... its just an anime... i remember when me and my otaku of an uncle would discuss berserk for hours, now THAT was worth it SAO is good IMO but its not that great to be discussing it

machine TL is shit, whether you use a super computer or a super fleshlight... shit is shit go learn japs and stop wasting time with that crap I KNO ULTIMECEA will flame you...so run with your penis between your legs while u can lol

infinity fuck or treyfuk.... they are the same microfag games fucked gears of war 3.... EA fuked ME3,godfather 2,and crysis 2.... crysis 2...tat abomination, half the time i was shooting air,the other half i was doing acrobatics on cars,enemies and rooftops, i spent half of te game waiting for my battery to charge up...only to be empty in 1 second story? wtf is a story? oh nononononononono THAT WORD is blasphemy against god in EA games, if god forbids an employee comes up with a solid story ITS AGAINST COMPANY POLICY...HE will be butt raped and sold in mexico to a gay-prostitute whore lord After godfather 2 was released...i immediately thought === EA games: CHALLENGE LOGIC...at every level that includes the logic of a cat in godfather 2, i has the pleasure of being born in a wall, then running with my headless soldiers to rescue a friend who was walking on his hands...(it really happened) Valve is also heading in the right direction...into faggy-faggy land... all game companies are fucked, you wanna find a good company? sorry thats as impossible as finding a virgin girl in college blizzard is duping retards into playing the same shit with some changes.i mean COME ON, pandas??wtf??since when did azeroth go made in china? is WOW a baby game now???... cudnt they come up with a better idea? like an ogre race or naga faction? everyone knows that WOW went downhill after wotlk, i stopped playing after burning crusade cuz it got repetitive... WOW was majorly fucked after "glyphs" were "enforced" last time i played diablo 3 i felt blizzard was coming out of my ass, i mean they were constipated with an enema stuck up in their ass, they were TRYING to make a game but failing,like weaboos failing at being human this just shows that companies are killing experts and hiring absolute fuktards who have no fucking idea what they are doing, they might aswell be selling hotdogs in a mall.. my cousin is working at ubisoft, only thing ive seen him doing is playing games in his mama's basement his programming knowledge equals that of a limp penis, in his opinion the best game of all time is COD MW3 ... another one of "those" apparently his mother is blonde ....THAT explains everything

i see what you did there.... homo man LOLz well played my comrade in troll muwahahahahahahaha

guys before reading i wanna say that im as stupid as a human gets...im not bragging ,please read withou t raging this is my honest opinion: guys wat d fuq? i mean look i learned jap in 18 months, now tell me how long is SORA gonna take to TL????? i tell you best estimate is late 2013 but i kno it will be 2015... lolz you guys wait months even years for a vn to be TLed....but you can learn japs in 6 months and start reading VNs using a dictionary (for difficult kanji), at 18 months you will be well on your way... 6 months=== moderate understanding, 18 months= very good understanding all it TAKES is 6-18 MONTHS, AND IM A RETARD according to my frens, most of you are VERY VERY smart... except for kamfag, but thats another story... (even he is smart) most of you can learn japs in 6 months or less i kno ultimecea can learn in 3 months for example... so again wat d fuq guys???

Modern warfaer 4 will be EPIC.... EPIC=== every player is conned what switch???? conned?? why??? because MW4 will have better graphics.....the graphics have improved around 0.000000004% compared to MW3 (a retarded blonde was used as chief CG designer) also the story will feature 56 different heroes so that at the end of the game you won't be able to tell if you were killing russians or playing as one... also there will BE NEW GUNS...YES!!! M4 and AK-47 will be in the game,you can also use a grenade and some dildo named "javeline"(it destroys tanks apparently) there is a NEW vehicle called a "bicycle" which is VERY NEW BTW, and will give a surreal experience to the retard...ehem i meant player:rolleyes: ok there will be a bad guy,he is probably makarov's lacky , the same guy whose job was getting butt raped by makarov in MW3,now he is appointed as makarov's replacement... your name will be something like "toad"or "goat' or "whore" ...but there is no difference really , you will die after one mission and start playing as captain price again....also you will keep switching between price, an american, an african, an asian,homer simpson and`a prostitute modeled after the whore that sucks off activision's CEO every other tuesday

^ NOBU...you have a wife??? wtf? how can a gay-man have4 a wife? O_o

^ will get a good surprise when he wakes up tomorrow truth being he was drunk, he went into a gay bar... naked and asked for someone to give him a ride back home.....he got more than a ride it seems SOURCE: ryu's facebook page

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keep on talking...i got my popcorns.....