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^i yahooed ass pickle.....no results..problem?
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^wolf please..everyone knows i'm a pervert.....and an otaku..and a sadist...and a musician...and a painter...and a.....troll...and a.....
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note: there is no spoiler in my reviews..... *sigh*
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ONE QUESTION: WHO D FUQ GAVE THESE FREAKS A NOBEL PRIZE?? oh yeah same ppl who imprisoned a man for 21 years bcuz he had killed 77 ppl...
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----------------come see me tonight------------ title: come see me tonight (私に今夜☆会いに来て) studio:Sekilala TLed? YES genre:ecchi,hentai,boring sex,aunts fap content: medium fap content quality: mediocre-weak score: 0 NOTE: this game is beyond crap..me and killerinsidee hate it to the bone..killer was so pissed he muted the sound and played with EF BGM instead the review is to serve a s a warning to others....of the horrors tat u will face....oh d horrors plot: u r a guy whose parents suddenly leave him (so they can fuk without worrying tat their son mite hear them and bcom traumatized for life), an aunt who is horny like a rabbit takes u in and gives u shelter(Ha!! shelter..she actually like ur cock) anyway the guy tries to bcom a good chef and woo girls at d same time... 4 girls in genral: aunt(horny slut), a half loli, a tsundere and an ugly chick with thick eyebrows tat must be used to mop d floor with.. gameplay: u get to choose how to rspond to each girls comment either positively or negatively and depending on tat a route is triggered there are 4 main routes, and one bad ending...no common route,d sex is plain boring cock in d hole shit, no story tats it.... music,bgm,voice acting voice acting is horrible since it doesnt match with situations or dialogues, music is a shitty flute playing over and over again like a bad zombie nightmare the sound effects are like fucking a horse with a carrot noise and d voice acting is shit shit shit shit graphics: are ok since d game is old, one of d girls is so ugly i think she must b a pig-human chimaera, d loli isnt a loli per se and d aunt seems to b growing bald...backgrounds are painted by a 3 year old using MS paint.... ^see she is shocked at how shit dis game really is censorship:no censorship..everything visible fapworthy? well i guess wen u r dumped by ur GF and there is nothing to fap to...then u cud use this..but afterwards make sure to wash ur eyes with clannad brain worthy? bitch please this shit IS D SHIT..not brainy
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-----------------sexy demon transformation-------------- Title: sexy demon transformation (子作り妖怪H変化~乙女を犯す憑依合体~) studio: soft house seal TLed? -YES genre:rape,yuri,ecchi,demons,tentacles,weird sex VN type: nukige fap content : considerable fap content quality: ok-fair score:6.5 plot: ok so basically u r a guy who is an exorcist...a genius..he takes a grudge against his childhood friend(asuka-a tsundere) and decides to rape her with a demon's help(nurarihyon)...and tats the plot line..its a nukige so no real story here guys...only fap content airi(wild annoying type) and shiori(closet pervert,shy) and yukihi(ojousama) r 3 other girls that you can njoy...there is a common route and 3 independent routes+one bad ending (which aint so bad...u get a foot job by a girl..i kno "kamidori" will get a orgasm watching tat scene) gameplay: you use different demons in different situations to get a desired effect for example using gaki you can seduce girls and using nurarihyon u can vanish etc... there are different locations and 7 monsters + extra 3 monsters tat r included...ur demon and location choices affect the route taken which is a bit fun when playing at first...the H scenes are ok but too plain,sometimes too weird(an umbrella raping a girl in mid air is weird..srsly) the soft house seal landmark use of interactive cameras is rarely seen here and when its done its usually a bit...well rigid cuz u cant move d camera whereever u want u can only zoom and choose a pre determined camera movement...sucks( i wanna zoom tits not cocks... ) music,bgm,voice acting: music and BGM are ok but too repititive since its a nukige..(dont expexct EF music man...this is for ur cock not ur brain) voice acting is average but airis voice is a bit annoying (she is supposed to be annoying actually),protagonist and d demons have no voice.. graphics: nicely drawn,the tits and vaginas are nice and d cocks arent ugly(no veins or black skin shit)...it is fapworthy and nice to look at the CGs the overall theme is ok i guess,characers are shiny and d demons are cute...some nicely drawn tentacles and d facial expressions are standard nukige style...(u kno kinky H faces), in my opinion d best draw is tsukihime since it radiates her ojousama attitude ..... censorship:no cencorship, visible cock and holes fapworthy? YES brain worthy? NO tats it im too lazy to write more but plz comment on my review since this is the first review i wrote
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ok ive been putting this off for a while so here it is...ill post reviews of VNs, so ill cut d workout for u guys trying to pick a VN... a lot of ppl think i only watch H scenes in a VN...tats not true though.,..im an avid player of Vns..ill stop since i feel lazy to type anyways ill make a list and go thru most of the VNS ive played... a score of 1-15 is given to VNs 15:best VN master piece ever 14-10: a perfect VN,well balanced game played,characters...stuff 10-5:fair...good to bust boredom and fap... 1-5: weak VN, takes space in ur HDD...and tats all it does 0: wats this shit?or wats this blasphemy against VNs or fuufufufufuffu ok so ill start with...let me see....
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VERY nice fap material daev sama...my right hand will b busy 4 a while thanks to u...
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^agrees with fellow troll
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working!! beelzebub tats it....
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^is in a place which sounds german..
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havent seen a praise worthy anime for a while....disappointing to see all these nonsense fails being called "anime" they shud b called "failure" instead...much more accurate
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SWITCH GIVES FINAL RULING NAKED GIRL=====pirate ====play====delete===keep naked pics in darkest recesses of Hard drive ALL DISMISSED!!!
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harui LOST!! GOOD!!!! NOW RAGE HARUI FANS!!! RAGE!!
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as my first troll after a few months..heres a troll troololololoolololollololooooooooooooooooooooool
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^its not the ps2 version ITS D XBOX version...THERE dream ruined my job here is done ho ho ho
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^changed his avatar...........
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^ a 10...very nice me likes it....precious likes it too....
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6/10 his avatar has seen a pussy for the first time,therefore fapping horrendously and screaming at the heavens reciting his sister's name...
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so whats what?????
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^dont know him
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every morning the politicians wake up...they think "ok wat part of d country am i gonna fuk now?" rite now a mp is trying to pass a law tat wud impose high tax on sugar products...another wants to ban the sale of cola in paper cups fuktards i tell u...fuktards