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  1. switch

    Ero Games

    ^thanks mates....
  2. ^i yahooed ass pickle.....no results..problem?
  3. ^wolf please..everyone knows i'm a pervert.....and an otaku..and a sadist...and a musician...and a painter...and a.....troll...and a.....
  4. note: there is no spoiler in my reviews..... *sigh*
  5. ONE QUESTION: WHO D FUQ GAVE THESE FREAKS A NOBEL PRIZE?? oh yeah same ppl who imprisoned a man for 21 years bcuz he had killed 77 ppl...
  6. ----------------come see me tonight------------ title: come see me tonight (私に今夜☆会いに来て) studio:Sekilala TLed? YES genre:ecchi,hentai,boring sex,aunts fap content: medium fap content quality: mediocre-weak score: 0 NOTE: this game is beyond crap..me and killerinsidee hate it to the bone..killer was so pissed he muted the sound and played with EF BGM instead the review is to serve a s a warning to others....of the horrors tat u will face....oh d horrors plot: u r a guy whose parents suddenly leave him (so they can fuk without worrying tat their son mite hear them and bcom traumatized for life), an aunt who is horny like a rabbit takes u in and gives u shelter(Ha!! shelter..she actually like ur cock) anyway the guy tries to bcom a good chef and woo girls at d same time... 4 girls in genral: aunt(horny slut), a half loli, a tsundere and an ugly chick with thick eyebrows tat must be used to mop d floor with.. gameplay: u get to choose how to rspond to each girls comment either positively or negatively and depending on tat a route is triggered there are 4 main routes, and one bad ending...no common route,d sex is plain boring cock in d hole shit, no story tats it.... music,bgm,voice acting voice acting is horrible since it doesnt match with situations or dialogues, music is a shitty flute playing over and over again like a bad zombie nightmare the sound effects are like fucking a horse with a carrot noise and d voice acting is shit shit shit shit graphics: are ok since d game is old, one of d girls is so ugly i think she must b a pig-human chimaera, d loli isnt a loli per se and d aunt seems to b growing bald...backgrounds are painted by a 3 year old using MS paint.... ^see she is shocked at how shit dis game really is censorship:no censorship..everything visible fapworthy? well i guess wen u r dumped by ur GF and there is nothing to fap to...then u cud use this..but afterwards make sure to wash ur eyes with clannad brain worthy? bitch please this shit IS D SHIT..not brainy
  7. -----------------sexy demon transformation-------------- Title: sexy demon transformation (子作り妖怪H変化~乙女を犯す憑依合体~) studio: soft house seal TLed? -YES genre:rape,yuri,ecchi,demons,tentacles,weird sex VN type: nukige fap content : considerable fap content quality: ok-fair score:6.5 plot: ok so basically u r a guy who is an exorcist...a genius..he takes a grudge against his childhood friend(asuka-a tsundere) and decides to rape her with a demon's help(nurarihyon)...and tats the plot line..its a nukige so no real story here guys...only fap content airi(wild annoying type) and shiori(closet pervert,shy) and yukihi(ojousama) r 3 other girls that you can njoy...there is a common route and 3 independent routes+one bad ending (which aint so bad...u get a foot job by a girl..i kno "kamidori" will get a orgasm watching tat scene) gameplay: you use different demons in different situations to get a desired effect for example using gaki you can seduce girls and using nurarihyon u can vanish etc... there are different locations and 7 monsters + extra 3 monsters tat r included...ur demon and location choices affect the route taken which is a bit fun when playing at first...the H scenes are ok but too plain,sometimes too weird(an umbrella raping a girl in mid air is weird..srsly) the soft house seal landmark use of interactive cameras is rarely seen here and when its done its usually a bit...well rigid cuz u cant move d camera whereever u want u can only zoom and choose a pre determined camera movement...sucks( i wanna zoom tits not cocks... ) music,bgm,voice acting: music and BGM are ok but too repititive since its a nukige..(dont expexct EF music man...this is for ur cock not ur brain) voice acting is average but airis voice is a bit annoying (she is supposed to be annoying actually),protagonist and d demons have no voice.. graphics: nicely drawn,the tits and vaginas are nice and d cocks arent ugly(no veins or black skin shit)...it is fapworthy and nice to look at the CGs the overall theme is ok i guess,characers are shiny and d demons are cute...some nicely drawn tentacles and d facial expressions are standard nukige style...(u kno kinky H faces), in my opinion d best draw is tsukihime since it radiates her ojousama attitude ..... censorship:no cencorship, visible cock and holes fapworthy? YES brain worthy? NO tats it im too lazy to write more but plz comment on my review since this is the first review i wrote
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  10. ok ive been putting this off for a while so here it is...ill post reviews of VNs, so ill cut d workout for u guys trying to pick a VN... a lot of ppl think i only watch H scenes in a VN...tats not true though.,..im an avid player of Vns..ill stop since i feel lazy to type anyways ill make a list and go thru most of the VNS ive played... a score of 1-15 is given to VNs 15:best VN master piece ever 14-10: a perfect VN,well balanced game played,characters...stuff 10-5:fair...good to bust boredom and fap... 1-5: weak VN, takes space in ur HDD...and tats all it does 0: wats this shit?or wats this blasphemy against VNs or fuufufufufuffu ok so ill start with...let me see....
  11. switch

    Ero Games

    VERY nice fap material daev sama...my right hand will b busy 4 a while thanks to u...
  12. ^agrees with fellow troll
  13. working!! beelzebub tats it....
  14. ^is in a place which sounds german..
  15. havent seen a praise worthy anime for a while....disappointing to see all these nonsense fails being called "anime" they shud b called "failure" instead...much more accurate
  16. switch

    The Void

    SWITCH GIVES FINAL RULING NAKED GIRL=====pirate ====play====delete===keep naked pics in darkest recesses of Hard drive ALL DISMISSED!!!
  17. harui LOST!! GOOD!!!! NOW RAGE HARUI FANS!!! RAGE!!
  18. as my first troll after a few months..heres a troll troololololoolololollololooooooooooooooooooooool
  19. ^its not the ps2 version ITS D XBOX version...THERE dream ruined my job here is done ho ho ho
  20. ^changed his avatar...........
  21. ^ a 10...very nice me likes it....precious likes it too....
  22. 6/10 his avatar has seen a pussy for the first time,therefore fapping horrendously and screaming at the heavens reciting his sister's name...
  23. so whats what?????
  24. every morning the politicians wake up...they think "ok wat part of d country am i gonna fuk now?" rite now a mp is trying to pass a law tat wud impose high tax on sugar products...another wants to ban the sale of cola in paper cups fuktards i tell u...fuktards
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