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^ i do not have a fast internet, i do not have money, i have no life....BECAUSE I SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS I AM A PIRATE ARGGGGGHHHH

^im not awesome i am simply a pervert..... fap fap fap...... V want to buy a sex slave?

^ his new avatar is nice

^ you are ...you are

ano hi mita hana mada shirenai.... i cried alot at the last episode

i fear the day when i have to throw in the towel and sell my ship...my crew abandoned, piracy no more...i will be shattered LET US CURSE THAT DAY! let us curse so that it will never come untho! arrgh my crewmates!! piracy shall never end!! on a serious side, imagine cloud computing...imagine that your government or any other fuked up corporation or country can CUT your internet connection WHAT WILL YOU DO? in the future your life will depend on computers,if your computer belongs to someone else.....then you will be at their mercy there is already law in the US that the government can disconnect internet at a whim by just one button cloud computing ====Handing over your balls to corporations and politicians saying "here...please fuck me goshoujinsama~~~"

o ho ho ho helloooo!!! sabre!! for i am RIDER! iskandar the conqueror!! we shall fight over the holy onnahole! we shall we shall! ......lesbian porn watching i am

i thought that it's better to include dustmania next week,because i want it to compete with a rather..."unusual" rival if i put duastmania here it would be wiped out because we got MGQ and majikoi...we also have EF... i want dustmania to win...so i thought i'll tip the scales in its favor when the time comes ho ho ho

dude....are you my clone or something? all your specs are similar to mine although im not a virgin.....that aside i think we are long lost comrades i mean incest fTW...alsoswimming is my fav sport... .... anyway welcome!!!

ho ho ho ...another week another contest... Uncle switch wants you to vote your favorite VN for the week... vote while polls last! this week's winner was a very close call : my girlfriend is the president

ho ho ho seems fapworthy ...i will read and enjoy this, while sipping my afternoon earl gray...

^ not creative enough to challenge the troll-king! anyone wishing to challenge thee?

ho ho ho welcome dear comrade! i see that you are also a kyou fanboy such as myself! oh where are my manners.. I am the truly magnificent,the truly great switch sama, the troll-king aswell as self-proclaimed sexologist feel free to roam the forums and if you need help in the path of the pervert, drop me a pm or two...ho ho ho

ho hoho one day left to vote....ho ho ho

nyaa torrent, animetake, animekens,and sometimes piratebay

^ must learn optimized trolling

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--------------------------------weekly winners------------------------------------ 1ST week of january .... utawarerumono

This thread is reserved for the weekly ,monthly and yearly winners...it will be updated by yours truly as needed ho ho ho

KANOOOOON KANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

i saw my crush having sex with an old man......==== worst i got over it,lost weight, lost my virginity,gained rep at work ==best

^good point ill do that in future threads

thanks! ur comments are very helpful!! onemanarmy i agree,but I LOVE INCEST ho ho ho

Halo 4 Punishes Sexism - Cheat Code Central yup, microsoft is moving in the big guns...on MEN they are trying to enforce "gay rights" and "cooking moms" into our godworthy game expect to see hookers, single moms and "strong women" shooting grenades and sabres up ur ass the next time u log into halo 4 and if u say "anything" to the gal...and she doesn't like it , you will be banned FOR LIFE worst than that i hear that they are going to include "gender equal" bullshit in the game,this translated means halo 4 will become a new ME3 "gender equality " whenever u hear this word it's definitely bad news....for u and ur fav game it's like game companies are run by fukin monkeys these days... they wake up every morning and ask themselves "ah...there is this REALLY AWESOME game,,,,HOW can i FUK THAT????.......i wonder" protest this my dear gamers!!! let us show them assholes in the game companies that we don't tolerate the likes of ME3 anymore GAMER POWER!!!!!! im going to quit playing this game from here on out ur opinion???

Yo!! waz up dear members? I the great switch sama have thought of a great competition for the new year...ho ho ho i did ,i did.. i call it the "Visual novel of the week" contest.as the name suggests,its a weekly thread in which 6 VNs will battle it out for the VN oF THE WEEK title...the judginf committee will of course be our dear fappers...errr i mean members anyway each week i will put 6 VNs in the poll, you get to decide which VN will win the title by voting in the poll. Each week there will be a new thread. the VNs for the poll will be chosen at random. at the end of each month the 4 VNs which won the weekly competition will battle for VN of the month... at the end of the year the 12 monthly winners will then be put on a poll to decide VN OF THE YEAR... ho ho ho notes: 1.if your favourit VN is not in the poll, then don't worry,it will appear on subsequent threads 2.if your favourite VN loses the poll then don't worry , it will have another chance next month 3.summer: VN of the WEEK >>>VN of the month>> VN of the year 4.i need killerinsidee and desi to tell me the great VNs...i don't want to put two great VNs in the same poll....for obvious reasons 5.now discuss!! *grabs diet cola and fruit cake* And this week's winner is....Utawarerumono..... thank you for voting!!look forward to next week's contest!