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    The Sagara Family

    oh the memories , my first ever VN, i still remember thee.....must play again...my loins be throbbing
  2. there is so much fail in this thread...... *facepalm* http://i.stack.imgur.com/jiFfM.jpg
  3. Penis of switch - Penis Analyzer it is rather disturbing as my penis IRL looks exactly the same ........... looks like prism has covered everything.....including genitals its ability is 40% which is not staggering but way better than ONEMANARMY, who has a crippled mutant as his penis. my shaft and glans expansion rates are ground-breakng ,proving that ,years of study and practice into the art of erecto-ology has proved effective. look at my glans angle , look how proudly it appears.its searing through the sky , like a proud eagle , it is inviting all and any vagina to welcome
  4. hmmm translate a yuri VN and i will give my blessings to this project
  5. y u no like toshokan denpa??????????????????? http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+guess+its+worse+than+20+years+of+++rape+_285335baddc62467cca2a7370d7019ba.jpeg
  6. oh yeah ....tsundere blush...we have take off,i repeat we have take off *a giant tent is erected,7 feet tall, it provides a shadow for the entire VN community*
  7. i hath indeed ritten the yaoi ong for OMA , here is a short version of it chin-po chin-po , anata no chin-po ga suki desu ,suki desu uraemashi , kono kokoro omae nochin-po ga suki desu your sexy butthole makes me envy ...... its a very long and melodic song ,and towards the end OMA will make a lot of cum-sounds (hopefully imitation and not the real thing) look forward to it.
  8. ive written a few psychology short stories before,maybe i could help
  9. oh ok , you mean the ones that i use when i have diarrhea...ok i get you now.
  10. oh yes,i still have it on my HDD .....i sometimes listen to it to ease my digestive tract after a night of burritos and vodka. nothing like your sweet voice to ease my constipation.
  11. As a guy who has been to many abandoned projects,fansubs , scanlation teams and every-fucking hentai TL team,i have to say http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ea/eaebd79b71207252ee121e88002a2d7004b152353749cb41cfaf8ac865b6f1b8.jpg
  12. its a miniature jelly-bean. ho ho *Hic* ho ...i got a bottle of pinot noir,handfulof chest nuts and lots of tissues.... cover ur laptops, its about to get really sticky here. ok our first series of demonstrations are all about spotting crappy crappy run-of-the fucking shithole hentai that makes you wanna cut ur dick and go eunuch in a tibetan monastry. 3D hentai : for the uninitiated, 3D hentai looks "fresh",its really attractive to think that you can fap to something which looks like it can be groped by ur hand ... its a LIE.The cak *Hic* 3D is a LIE. most 3D hentai have biebe
  13. starting today ,this series will focus on promoting my new ebooks: 1.the tao of weaboo 2.the modern encyclopedia of the pervert: 150 ways to end your social life both are available on amazone.for discounted prices type "loppez is a fraternity sex slave" at checkout.oh and i got a new contract with barnes and nobel so starting from april , they are gonna sell limited edition "60 shades of semen" with REAL switchy semen, packed inside!(89.99+ VAT) (W.H.smith was the previous contractor but they had sloppy packing and the books ended up kinda sticky....) on with our story : switch
  14. hola! well ,im pretty sure im not the only guy who speaks spanish here but anyway welcome to the point of no return. here lies the end of your journey..... Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate *awards jaeger a medal called "distinguished weaboo cross"* my comrade, i hope that you,like all of us, can spend a pleasant time here.........the site where everything comes to an end....including your social life
  15. 1. NEVER go for a hentai that has more than 2 girls. they always suck and they are a guaranteed cock-tease heaven. you will be rigid-limp-rigid-flaccid all the time.you'll be like that asshole who cant decide whether he wants to be gay or straight so goes and cooks his own penis and serves it to other people just bcuz. 2.NEVER DL without looking at the screenshots first, your best bet is to count the number of vaginas or cocks that you see. if its more than 8 u r good.6 is tolerable. however sometimes the cocks may just be the male guy , fapping. yes,isnt it wonderful that they sho
  16. ho ho homy fappers.another crazy thread by the universally loved switchy had resurfaced from the underworld. dear boys,trolls,faggots,fappers, bisexuals ,eunuchs and girls (do v even have girls here?)....i would like to talk to you about hentai. you see , as of late, there has been a surge of good for nothing hentai running around p2p and DL websites. lots of garbage i tell ya! CRAP,some of them are just CRAP.its like a giant ball of turd covered with chocolate and decorated with those fancy colorful sprinkling things. you think : "wow ,lots of girls,and the cover looks amazing too,
  17. 1.how many BGMs do u need? 2.what are the BGMs that you have in mind? 3.whats the theme tat you are considering? gothic? castelvania? sci-fi (star trek or Halo?)
  18. its just an excuse to stay home on a saturday night,and fap away your troubles. why da fuk do people expect this to be like ef or utaware i can never comprehend.
  19. yeah ,why do they make us wait???? WE ALL KNOW we just wanna fap right?
  20. Fappy fappy fappy birthday!!!

     

    i know,i know ,i always give you a fully rape-able kamfag action figure,but this year i couldnt find one so heres a poem instead:

     

    happy birthday to you

    fappy birthday to you

    years before on this day

    your dad forgot condoms on a sunny day

    your mom was ovulating

    you were conceived on this day

     

    fappy birthday to you nobu . . . . . . . . .

    may you get a real vagina too

     

    (disclaimer :the above poem is copyrighted to switch-sama inc.)

  21. not bad , but you need more creativity to stand out. i suggest that you troll DOTA and post it on your channel since nobody trolls there..
  22. well,i spent my valentine's day in a rather interesting fashion. lets start with my breakfast which was tea, i then went off to work.my ex GF works in a cubicle next to me,my other ex-ex-gf works nearby as well. i walked into my cubicle by saying hi to both and awkwardly walking in a straight line,staring at the horizon while trying not to make eye contact. i kept saying to myself " medusa on the right, johan on the left, DO NOT LOOK" i admit,i fapped to my ex GF that night. i then spent the day cleaning dirty toilets,washing my semen infested loin cloth and cursing the cow who liv
  23. i cant quiet remember but i got this working on 3 different machines, i recommend that you just experiment around with .cue,image and other files. its a good game and is worth the effort.
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    Over The Rainbow

    this ,is such a sad game,i considered putting away masturbation for good and joining a monk sanctuary in siberia.
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