switch

well, this part , is the part which could also be the origin story of switch.it was written by frae in his daily journal and i thought ill post it here for your reading pleasure. Disclaimer : frae is a squirrel. he writes in a distinct style that is a hybrid between sponge bob , sheldon cooper and your local alcoholic college dropout,so bear with him. our story begins in a little town ,at the edge of siberia, near the end of the world. while some refer to it as the okhotsk tundra , the locals dont really care and just call it home. of course you have to remember that a bunch of tin foil

next episode will come out soon. "we found porn in a hopeless place".

Tayutama -Kiss on My CLITORIS- - because of obvious reasons

the air was cold,my hands were shaking from the freeezing wind that came from the riverside. my breath was so dry , i knew my balls were the size of a chicken nugget by now. frae was tired and sherlon....well sherlon is a statue so i dont know what the fuck it was feeling. but i DO know that loppez was feeling his crotch at this point,salivating like a rabid horny dog. anyway i knew that i was cornered, and loppez was gonna charge at me any time now,sucking my cock till it was dry while howling like the neighbour's cat at 3am. now dont get me wrong, if a man wants a cock-loaf sandwi

Daily ramblings of a humble nig-holem. what is a nig-holem you say? well it is someone who goes around, cleaning other people's dirty closets. the term nig is an ancient celtic name for "danger". oh yes, diving into other peoples closets is a dangerous and sometimes fatal task.holem stands for "asshole" ,it is indicative that i am a dangerous asshole. anyways, frae ,my trustee sidekick and squirrel is telling me that im going into nerd-vana here.sorry peeps. i was once honored to clean the closet of a sad sad pathetic man.heres his story: you see,one night , as i was putting custe

HELLO younglings, dragons, dungeon masters and nobu. i hereby start a .....shall we say journal of my life's awesome story, albeit with comical humour and stuff. the forum has been dead lately and i wanna bring back some comedy as well as flames and maybe a fap or two. i will start as soon as i have my first manuscript ready...which could have been READY , if it wasnt for frae spilling love juice all over my spreadsheets. get ur own damn tissues .... retarded squirrel.... *let the games begin* http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110803185721/warhammer40k/images/4/4c/Cadian_

you flamed the troll. Mistake. prepare for war. http://i.imgur.com/N1ky3GG.jpg?1

you are not a troll. you are a flamer. a troll sparks comedy and laughter together with embarrassment using only jibber jabber. a flamer is a sad pathetic excuse who goes around shaming others. the guy has a heart condition (bovert-hofman i presume), and as a doctor i know ,due to that disease, he could die from something as trivial as fapping or jumping from an elevation.at the least he gets chest pain by just looking at a hot 3D girl. give him a break.

well we DO have a member named danisco, who is 42, has a fully grown beard rivaling that of attila the hun ,collects figurines,gives overrated scores to crappy VNs and lives with his hairy pot bellied uncle, in a basement somewhere (which im not going to be judgemental about ,really,living in a basement with another old man living above you is not that suspicious).

*rubs hands together* yes, yes, friendly. we'll be even friendlier if you would post a pic of yourself wearing.........say...a gimp suite. just kidding.im not into the whole leathery rubber thing....but you gotta watch out for avenger, he is into ponies,hina, gimp suites....all the weird stuff. anyway welcome my fap comrade, let us cure our blue balls, by busting our blue nuts at still images of hand drawn 2D girls saying "omae ga eski janai dakarane!!!!"

I CALL NOOB. as an advanced elite fapper i will add extra stages as i feel the OP has not gone through these stages yet.example members are in brackets. stage 8 : reversion --- you revert back to a normal person as you find VNs boring and fall sleep after reading more than 2-3 lines on a computer. (ivan) stage 9- re-inoculation --- you read a VN once in a while, like a pigeon that takes a taste out of cow dung to see if it tastes like it smells (ultimecea) stage 10- total recall -- you now get absorbed back into the VN dimension , alas real life does not allow you to do that,but yo

there there wuulf-tan .....join me , and forsake all that is real....3-D printers are coming into town biatchessssssssssssssssss!! http://joebarkai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/3D-Printer.jpg WE can print our very own girlfriends! how cool is that? aaaaaaaaaaaaaand its 50000 dollars....oh well, google glass is coming too....porn on the move ! i can finally have a valid explanation ........for my out of synch erections when talking to my female co-workers .. "oh , nothing , there was a random porn pop up on google glass, damn viruses...not like i was eyeing THAT nipple from under

the nobu that you can speak of is not the true nobu. nobu is to life as dildo is to newly wedded lesbian koalas. i hath studied the path of the troll for many years and i hath yet to see a talent as big as nobu-tan. although we do have our philosophical difference, mainly in how we should have treated our dear prized specimen (kamfag) ,However we have ran our joint business for 2 years now and its been smashing!

by power bestowed upon me via the twisted sex council of antwerpen (not to be confused with the hooker sex council,they are ewww) i hereby mark hyromaru as my new lieutenant and chief troll raider. may the blight of 4chan shine upon you. P.S: get your order from my favorite champion... Dan. if you ever have any problem finding Dan then you better ask ultimecea as he is our regional director...OR better yet search battler's closet,just have a knife ready cause a bonded Dan in a Gimp suite is not the most friendly of trolls.

^ a tranny V hello denizen of azeroth,what brings you to this enchanted, semen contaminated forum?

fate/zero=awesome unlimited dildo works=fair fate/stay night = worse orgy in the history of eunuch HIV infested trannys ever..... looking forward to ananime,an ACTUAL anime,after 2 years of a dry spell im hoping i can finally watch an anime....

you are not alone my comrade. i too hate the flat chested plaque that infests every modern eroge. this....this plaque must be cleansed!!! flat is infidelity!!!! i am proud that people such as you are brave enough to voice your opinion.let us hold a moment of silence to remember our fallen comrades (slasher turtle and caelistas) LO'KTAR OGAR....KILL THE LOLICONS>>> *kills wolf and nobody using his dil-hammer*

how about TORIKO? its about food

im fapping to this tonight:D NyaaTorrents >> (??????) [????] MISSING LOVERS [2013-08-14].zip

yes. share videos,pictures,VNs or anything else that turns you on or makes you wanna pay your "sock" a visit

very nice *borat accent* very very nice..... another fine seed, turned a rather peaceful thread into a fully burning rage trolololo manifesto *pats himself on the back * looks like i still have it in me , a legend among legends indeed

*sheeeeeeesh* no we dont. now you keep quiet and i might send you a nice piece of chocolate cake in the near future.

YAYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy FREE SEX!!!!!!!!!!

on the top of my head was fractale, which made no sense , much like its arch crap-rival evanglion, which also makes no sense (yeah nobody understands evanglion, but its like the king's new dress, we all pretend we understand it ) then , draker than black S2 which in terms of shitty plot,rivalz that of dear. speaking of dear,that shitshow was like idk...epic fail. i mean the people who made that must have been the same asshats who made S3 of TWGOK. ore imou was crap to begin with, but somehow they managed to turn it into an even bigger giant rolling piece of shit for the 2nd season. hmm

no, i doubt it. but maybe they are trying to release one in the future? who knows. thing is ,the show hasnt been much of a hit like miku was , so..... its highly unlikely anyway youll have to check MAL regularly for anything that might pop up.