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  1. please noob....please.. 3 steps to fap-hacking fun.... a screwdriver and some broken routerz 1. Removing the cover. 2. Desoldering a capacitor and soldering it to an adjacent spot on the PCB. 3. Soldering the BNC connector’s leads to the PCB. this is an example of making a card have sex with external antenna connector (D-Link DWL-650 with External Antenna Connector) it was done as an example pfffft retard
  2. dude....you are in china...i go there every 3 months, and do you kno whats the first thing that i do when im at shanghai?? hooker...yeah the hookers are awesome just dont get the cheap ones.get a good hooker + booze + hotel....==== sex ...REAL sex anyway for the filter problem use FREEGATE or ULTRASURF. i have used these two in both china and iran.they have provided me lots of faps. also get a train ticket and go around china, there are lots of places i could name but the best places are : sichuan national forest forbidden city and there is a big ass desert there goodluck dear fapper
  3. ok my royal decree: 1.soul link is meh...im probably the only person who has played it here..... 2.tears to tiara is a sobby sack of shit THIS IS FOR YANDERE and SHADOLANCE: dear fapper here are 2 filter breaking softwares that i use when visiting china (i go there every 3 months) FREEGATE https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=freegate&revid=82113484&sa=X&ei=rL-uU9uQBNjs8AXi1YCgAw&ved=0CKEBENUCKAA&biw=1366&bih=634 ULTRASURF https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ultra+surf&revid=82113484&sa=X&ei=rL-uU9uQBNjs8AXi1YCgAw&ved=0CKIBENUCKAE&biw=1366&bih=634
  4. Lolis... i hate them and see no point in their existence .
  5. double-fap http://i.imgur.com/nFb1PCa.jpg?1 http://i.imgur.com/FFskBnr.jpg?1
  6. hmm i was told that it is not curable.......guess whose getting a new anus tomorrow? :D

  7. ... Nobu ....welcome back, i assume your trip to asgard went according to our plan.

  8. http://www.football-marketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dutch-girls.jpg Netherlands....bcuz i need hot girls at the finals, jumping up and down with their incredible breasts.....also orange is my fav color
  9. ^ hi loppez ,we meet again. anyway.....it is time i put my personal waifus for otherz to enjoy
  10. patience my son, your father commands it
  11. yamazaki , sato , misaki-chan and senpai ... they are all from the memorable hilarious,glorious, manly and nerdy anime "NHK ni yokoso" actually its the only show that was memorable enough for me to remember the character's names.
  12. http://parentalalienationinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Salvation.jpg THIS THREAD....it is .......pure....genius....i lament myself for not thinking of this...this....treasure this thread has my blessing.go forth my fappers and conquer the seven realms of masturbation! educate the pagans and sacrifice the apostates! let there be no doubt ,all who die while fapping shall join me in faphalla! where they can ,drink ale, eat food and fap to nukige en-mass everynight till they die,only to be resurrected in the morning and there they shall wait till JAST releases a new nukige,whence we storm this site to reap more fap material. deus tippi benidicas , fap more and trust in thy salvation
  13. sound like my type of band , i like the song's title too.....
  14. i love the shit out of trivium.does anyone know any similar bands ?
  15. yeah post your favorite bands ive listened to grace before but yeah like that,anyway post your fav band i wanna see muwahahahhaahahha
  16. [video=youtube;9-SQGOYOjxs] the band is fucking old but i still like them, one of the members here (blook) introduced me to these guys....probably the only guy here who had the same music taste as me...may he fap in peace.
  17. p.s by permission of his great holiness, switch-troll-sama III ....any other member who wants to post their own weekly round up can do it here.
  18. as of late i have received numerous pms about the shit i do in my spare time.it is evident that a few members love to see another one of my (in)famous threads. so thy shall be humbled, my weekly thread, focusing on the shit ive watched, i will review everything from my non-existant imaginary sex life to my insane choice of movies....it is all here....on review (i actually was told to review my life recently by some guy on a gaming blog to which i contribute) WEEK 1: MOVIES Anchorman 2 the legend continues 9/10 this movie is fuckin hilarious, imdb has given it a 6.9 but fuck them what do they know.... so basically ron has fucked up again and after humping a few dolphines he goes to CNN to get high........... im not gonna spoil it for you so just go and watch it, i actually choked on my food while watching this and was coughing turkey up for a half hour. the aspi guy has become funny this time and the ending scene has a dog speaking danish.they even make fun of that butthole who owns virgin airlines.....its glooooooooorious. i would cut my balls off and not realize that my man-symbol is bleeding dry in my own hands Robocop 2014 0/10 "i dont wanna see his face! his faggot face is annoying! why do they insist on showing his faggot face?" are the words you'll be using upon watching this B rated movie.i believe that the director secretly made this movieso he could fap to robocop's face when he didnt have a giant dildo up his ass but a retarded midget stole it and released it into the outside world.the horror. i should have dled gay tranny porn instead...less mortifying. i was actually oblivious to the existence of this piece of shit till a scrawny butt-wipe brought it to my attention at my local gym emporium. i was doing my ass stretch and he was curiously looking at it...upon my inquiry he said that he is a closet faggot and then recommended robocop. i regret everything. Arrow S1 1/10 recommended to me by a fellow member of our proud community. i searched imdb and found out that the MC is a scrawny punk bitch who does lateral raises while lifting his pinky. during episode 1 i was laughing my ass off, the mc is a bitch who uses some gay bow to(and i quote my best friend robbaz) to "pew" at his enemies. he constantly tries to flare his lats to "appear" muscular which quoting my female roommate "could only seduce closet fags and frenchmen" (yes there is a poor soul who lives in the same premises as me....and yes she is real) anyway this guy keeps saying "nobody knows what happened to me on the island" --ok ok i get it,you were mass raped by angry mexicans, then some walruses made you a new asshole and you now get hysteria when you see sweaty cocks...pffft ms.garrisson did that 8 years ago in south park. the guy has a bitch GF who constantly tells him to get bent by a chimp in front of everyone, but our hero just stares silently,like the little piece of coward shit that he is. episode 3 got really retarded, as in major autism+down syndrome +the guy in "cube"(another shitty movie, although cube 2 was good) i stopped at 3.thats 17 GB im never getting back. skyrim mod : weapons of the 3rd era ---- fucking lame 2/10 PORN: mia malkova in yoga pants ...nice ass , nice ass...7/10 The big bang theory s7 ep24 .... 4/10 dissapointing.this used to be my staple show till it jumped the shark at season 5. i dont know why still watch it...i maybe hypnotised by its jew producer. anyway it was boring but i do rem laughing a couple of times.oh well. Game of thrones S4 ep 7 7/10 nothin really happened, if you didnt watch this one then you havent missed anythin just skip to ep 8. btw the cunt on the powertrip fucked her captain, yes fucker, your waifu is a whore. i know ser mormont wasnt the only one who fapped at night while saying "khalisi". oh yeah there is a very good twist at its end. beyond bodybuilding by pavel (dick-nibbler) tsatsuline 5/10 we all love the guy who will write pages and pages of pure bullshit, but will actually sell it for 60 bucks. although i hate the shit out of him , this book did increase my butt-wink(squat)and ass-fuck(deadlift) lifts so its ok i guess.
  19. i want ppl to post any new or old bands that they like here, so i can sift through them and hopefully find a few songs that i can listen to while studying boring horseshit . the other threads are crap, they are full of OSTs, hippi music and piano....shit i really hate, besides this is more of a favorite music artist/band thread so just recommend a song or band that will give me nipple erections.
  20. Trivium - Vengeance Falls [Deluxe Edition @ 320] 2013 (download torrent) - TPB trivium......time to up your "man - hormones"
  21. hi fapperz , i , the time immortal switch-sama have run out of shit to listen to........and so this thread is born basically, you can post any band or singer that you think others might enjoy listening to...NO SOUNDTRACKS OR SHITTY PIANO MUSIC PLZ, post that shit in the "listening to crap right now thread"....that thread is full of music my grandma wouldnt listen to o just name the faggots that you think otherz might like, maybe put a youtube link and so begins a new master plan ho ho ho
  22. http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120923082159/devilmaycry/images/1/12/Dante_dmc_2010.jpg retarded , probably ass-raped metrosexual....waiting to suck sweaty cock in a police station http://i.imgur.com/23Ll5.png
  23. http://www.troll.me/images/full-retard/you-went-full-retard-never-go-full-retard.jpg
  24. ..................................... An evil presence has been felt in our lands.....it was found in a dark cave outside of olaf's peak........in the cave, loppez was seen , scheming great evil against us! he was last seen raising an army green dildos from the semen-infested wastage coming out of our realm's sewers. add 1 monster ................................................................................... a hero has arrived to make battle with loppez the charred-ass ....the great hero, blessed by the god of fap -kamfag , has descended from the halls of VNDB...... he is the true ASS-BORN , the one in a prophecy by danisco before he left the mortal plains to pursue a career in the sex-circles of mogadishu. add 1 hero 502
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